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SMS Jokes
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- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left
by those who got there first.
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Don't take life too seriously; no-one gets out alive.
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It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level
I'm really quite busy.
- The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
- The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Is there another word for synonym?
- Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any.
- Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
- Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
- Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring,
and suffering
- ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
- Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
- Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
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Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers.
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Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician.
- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When
a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £1.50 per minute
- Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's
own
- Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential
- I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
- What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b*tch who knows everything.
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity
of your action.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
whiz on your computer.
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave
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A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: "I have been
engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find
he has a wooden leg. Do you think I
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