function quote() {
 //Random proverb 
 } ; q = new quote() ; n = 0 

 // Quote database -------------------------------------
 q[n++]= "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
 q[n++]= "We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing."
 q[n++]= "Carpe diem - Seize the day; Carp in denim - There's a fish in my pants!"
 q[n++]= "Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious."
 q[n++]= "Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
 q[n++]= "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."
 q[n++]= "The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten."
 q[n++]= "Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it."
 q[n++]= "Excuses are very easy to manufacture, but much harder to sell."
 q[n++]= "Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
 q[n++]= "A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience."
 q[n++]= "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
 q[n++]= "Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway."
 q[n++]= "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."
 q[n++]= "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."
 q[n++]= "Wise man make proverbs but fools repeat them."
 q[n++]= "[Hey! You will remember to tell a friend about TextMeFree.com  :-) ]"
 q[n++]= "Marijuana is nature's way of saying 'high'."
 q[n++]= "Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!"
 q[n++]= "Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
 q[n++]= "You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think."
 q[n++]= "'Work to become, not to acquire.' -- Confucius"
 q[n++]= "There are no short cuts to any place worth going."
 q[n++]= "It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes."
 q[n++]= "Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise."
 q[n++]= "After all is said and done, more is said than done."
 q[n++]= "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
 q[n++]= "(Click refresh/reload for more good quotes!)"

 i=Math.floor(Math.random() * n) ; 
 
document.write( q[i] );